Huckster Efficiency
It was posted by somebody I had yet to have the privilege of meeting, yet this person was offering all of my readers the opportunity to see her body, or rather, specific parts of her body. I was charmed that of all the people in the world she could chose to befriend, she picked me. Me! The very same person whose writing blog has generated few enough hits that were I to reveal the number, I would spell it out—and you wouldn’t begrudge me the fact.