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Plotting

  I suck at plotting. I’m the writer who writes chapter after chapter of people sitting around and having tea, developing their characters so deeply that I start mimicking their gestures as I type. I really do this. It’s embarrassing. Don’t do this in front of other people, particularly if …

How Not to Write: the Luxurious London Method

As an accomplished writer, many people ask me “London, how can I become as successful as you, enlightening the world while gratifying their base needs for entertainment?” This is what I tell them about my writing process. Procrastinate. This is an important step. Do not skip. Ever. Repeat first step, …

Who Do You Trust: You or Rasputin?

For the past several days, I’ve been avoiding writing a chapter, Timodiuv, that acts as a bridge between two important chapters. I even did the ultimate desperate avoidance move—I cleaned house. Thoroughly. But avoidance and procrastination were threatening to put me in a very awkward position come March 19th, when …